You're a womanizer and a bitch.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I believe in your delicious
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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