you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
ttyl tear gas
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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