Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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