Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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