she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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