Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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