If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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