Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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