Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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