Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

Call me when you're up

(619): View more from California

Great dream, you were in it

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

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WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She does have a great personality.

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Yeah, in her vagina.

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(478): View more from Georgia

tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

yo everyone went to the hospital last night

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....

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(516): View more from New York

PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Risk it. Keep the titties tough.

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