Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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