I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
