she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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