I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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