$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize