Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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