If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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