I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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