so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
No subtext here. People are naked.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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