if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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