Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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