I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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