normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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