I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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