Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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