I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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