I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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