Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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