I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
