I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
