jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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