it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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