..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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