All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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