She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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