He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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