Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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