Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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