Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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