But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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