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go home
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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