OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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