how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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