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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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