too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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