I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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