do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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