Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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