There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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