No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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