I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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