I bet he comes in French.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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