god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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