That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
