The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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