I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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