Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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